Pantyboy Superhero

That is what this image makes me think of:   some twisted, perverted SUPERHERO.   I mean, look at you, with your funny pink fishnets left bunched up at your knees, your strange little poofy ballerina skirt and your special super powered, sequined panty face mask.

I DO, however, have to give you credit for your basic color choice and coordination.   I know that most men tend to be colorblind and so this may be the true area of expertise you embody as the Pantyboy Superhero.  I give you props for your clever matching of  HOT pink satin panties covering that itty-bitty-teenie-peenie we all know you have, stockings and sexy lavender bodice ( especially since it highlights your sexy spattering of chest hair, man boobs and farmer tan.)  It is somehow reminiscent of something I might have chosen to wear from the depths of my grandmother's closet combined with something I had borrowed from my slutty, stripper babysitter when I was 9 years old.  Really, you might be onto some new fashion statement.  Or NOT.  I guess my only disappointment is that I am not able to see what sexy shoes you are wearing to complete this ensemble.  Hmm....maybe next time. ROCK ON PANTYBOY SUPERHERO!!!